Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
one might say we're banned from that church
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
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