YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Randomize
