Welp...herpes.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
We have started to decorate penises.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
Randomize
