I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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