i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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