so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I love having hate sex.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
You may now shotgun with the bride
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Randomize
