Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
BRING THE BAGELS
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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