some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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