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There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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