What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
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