Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry Pdubb hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(248): View more from Michigan

Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?

Fav 10 1106 1811
share tweet
(951): View more from California

Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.

Fav 14 5037 1411
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(406): View more from Montana

You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend

Fav 2 2833 1203
share tweet
(432): View more from Texas

So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.

Fav 5 3041 1518
share tweet
(410): View more from Maryland

I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.

Fav 4 2518 1078
share tweet
(620): View more from Kansas

Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.

Fav 26 1387 4632
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(801): View more from Utah

P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.

Fav 10 2487 791
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(860): View more from Connecticut

nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?

Fav 2 1000 540
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(305): View more from Florida

Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex

(813): View more from Florida

Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!

Fav 0 94 128
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT