I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Randomize
