I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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