never play flip cup with pint glasses
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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