I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
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