You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
They have beer where we have blood.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Randomize
