so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
He kissed a someone with a penis
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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