ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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