I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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