Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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