I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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