we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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