i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Your cock deserves a montage
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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