With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
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