sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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