belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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