we have pet lesbian snakes
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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