hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
All I want is dick and wine.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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