are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
I woke up under a house in Key West
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
