My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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