do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
MIDGETS
????
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Pants are for mortals
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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