its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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