I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
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