I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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