I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Holy sore nipples Batman
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
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