How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Fuck appropriateness.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
