You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
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