I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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