He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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