just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
Randomize
