I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
please don't ironically join a cult
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