I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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