you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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