Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
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