I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I woke up under a house in Key West
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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