whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
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