im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
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