I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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