She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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