Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Randomize
