guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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