i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
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Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
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