WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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