tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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